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We're Off on the Road to Rhode Island

This song is by Unknown Artist.

We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're having the time of our lives

Stewie: Take it dog...

Brian: We're quite a pair of partners
Just Like Thelma and Louise
'Cept you're not six feet tall
Stewie: Yes and your breasts don't reach your knees
Brian: Give it time

We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're certainly going in style

Brian: I'm with an intellectual, who craps inside his pants
Stewie: How dare you. At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants
Brian: Oh, pee jokes

We've travelled a bit and we've found
Like a masochist in Newport we're Rhode Island bound

Brian: Crazy travel conditions, huh?
Stewie: First class or no class
Brian: Woa, careful with that joke, it's an antique

We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're not going to stop until we're there (Brian: Maybe for a beer)

Brian: Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry
Stewie: That's right, until we're syndicated Fox will never let us die
(Please!)

We're off on the road to Rhode Island
The home of that old campus swing

Brian: We may pick up some college girls, and picnic on the grass
Stewie: We'd tell you more, but we'd have the censors on our ass. (Yikes!)

We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We certainly do get around

Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims
Who are thrown out of Plymouth colony
We're Rhode Island bound
Or like a group of College Freshmen
Who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown
We're RHODE ISLAND BOUND
(Fades)