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Road to Rhode Island

This song is by Unknown Artist.

We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're having the time of our lives

Take it, dog...

We're quite a pair of partners, just like Thelma and Louise
'Cept you're not six feet tall
Yes, and your breasts don't reach your knees
Give it time

We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're certainly going in style

I'm with an intellectual who craps inside his pants
How dare you. At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants
Oh, pee jokes

We've traveled a bit and we've found
Like a masochist in Newport, we're Rhode Island bound

Crazy travel conditions, huh?
First class or no class
Whoa, careful with that joke, it's an antique

We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're not going to stop till we're there
Maybe for a beer

Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry
That's right, until we're syndicated, Fox will never let us die. Please

We're off on the road to Rhode Island
The home of that old campus swing

We may pick up some college girls, and picnic on the grass
We'd tell you more, but we'd have the censors on our ass
Yikes

We certainly do get around
Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims who are thrown out of Plymouth colony
We're Rhode Island bound
Or like a group of college freshmen who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown
We're Rhode Island Bound

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