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I'm The Greatest Captain

This song is by Unknown Artist.

I'm the greatest captain of the Queen's navy
(And your record will stand as proof)
Be it a galleon or a freighter, I'm an expert navigator
(And you're also a world-class poof!)
My manner quite effete is mistaken on the street for a sailor who can pirouette-on-que, but despite your point-of-view, I can thrill a girl or two, but I'd rather get it on with you
(Ha, ha, ha!)

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