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Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

This song is by Everclear and appears on the album Slow Motion Daydream (2003) and on the compilation album Ten Years Gone: The Best of Everclear, 1994-2004 (2004).

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Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
(Na-na na-na)
You know I really used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yeah, I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right way from my wrong
Yeah, yeah

I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

(Na-na na-na) Volvo driving soccer mom
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I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
But now I'm different, now I sing a new song

I really used to be a bad girl
I got gangbanged in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yes, I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

(Na-na na-na) Volvo driving soccer mom
(Na-na na-na) Volvo driving soccer mom
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Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I Wonder where all the porn stars go
'Cause when you need one, they are never around

I think that they moved out to the suburbs
And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives
They've got blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children
Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down? Yeah
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms

(Na-na na-na) Volvo driving soccer mom
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(Na-na na-na) Oh, Volvo driving soccer mom
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Volvo driving soccer mom

Written by:

Art Alexakis / Greg Eklund Wikipedia16 / Craig Montoya Wikipedia16

annotations:

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