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Morning Announcements

This song is by Unknown Artist.

Lawrence Junior High wont you lend me an ear
I hope this P.A. System is loud and clear
Now listen up people, I got something to say
These are the morning announcements for today

Be sure to check the lost and found between classes
There's a comb in there and a pair of really thick glasses
Looks like somebody (hmm) lost their pants
There's a whole salami sandwich and some complementary ants

I hope you 7th graders got a lot of rest
Because today's your physical endurance test
Tugnuts wearing a crazy grin
6th period, in the gym, let the pain begin

That's all for this morning
Oh did I mention
There's only one name on the list for detention
He's never been accused of over-achieving
He's that goofy, little trouble maker
Louis Stevens (who)
Louis Stevens (oh)
Now I'm leavin', Out

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