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​Kickin' Pigeons

This song is by Eric Henning.

Now I've been havin' trouble
Just tryin' to ease my mind
It seems that I get flustered ...
Damn near all the time
So I went to the doctor
To see what I should do
He said : "Son, this may sound strange ...
But I've a cure for you ... "

Just Kick a pigeon
It releives anxiety
Kickin' pigeons ...any fool can see ...
That a hummingbird hums/a nightengale sings
But a pigeon ain't nothin' but a rat with wings
If you've been itchin'
To cure your bitchin'
Just kick a pigeon
(And kick 'em once for me!)

Well I left that doctor's office
In a hurry 'cause I knew that
Kickin' pigeons ain't a proper thing to do!
But when I got the doctor's bill
I damn near blew my lid
He wanted so much money that
I'll tell you what I did ...

I kicked a pigeon
It releives anxiety

Kickin' pigeons ...any fool can see ...
That a hummingbird hums/a nightengale sings
But a pigeon ain't nothin' but a rat with wings
If you've been itchin'
To cure your bitchin'
Just kick a pigeon
(And kick 'em once for me!)

While I was out there kickin'
I met a good citizen
Who told me kickin' pigeons
Is a wrong, ungodly sin
But of course I didn't listen
To a single word she'd say
And she must have got frustrated
'Cause I saw her late that day ...

Kickin' pigeons
It releives anxiety
Kickin' pigeons ...any fool can see ...
That a hummingbird hums/a nightengale sings
But a pigeon ain't nothin' but a rat with wings
If you've been itchin'
To cure your bitchin'
Just kick a pigeon
(And kick 'em once for me!)