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Poo Butt Day

This song is by Eminem.

Get up this morning feelin' sleepy as all hell, went the use the bathroom when I tripped and I fell all the way downstairs onto the couch, and I pissed my pants on the way down south; so I went back upstairs to change my underwear took a while to get 'em unstuck to my pubic hair finally got unzipped I went to put 'em down the street but then I threw 'em in the garbage cause it all said puu hopped in the shower put shampoo in my hair went to rinse it out but then the water wasn't there that damn toilet it must of went foul got another bath to wipe the stuff up with the towel went to get my clothes but I couldn't wear the wash so I sat and played some mario on my nintendo I was gonna see my girl but I forget that stuff man today I just feel like a pooh butt... (chorus 2x) sometimes things just never go my way you know i, I'm just feelin' like a pooh butt today. now every snigle day I make habits to get up but today I just feel like a pooh butt so ill stay in bed I don't know what's wrong with me I'm just taking everything nonchilantely I just feel like I can't move one muscle my girlfriend calls me up and tells me now we gotta hustle my plane leaves to roll about quarter to 8 its 7:15 looks like I'm gonna be late aww forget that baby said I just can't make it I know your dissapointed but your gonna have to take it I'm sick in bed I'm making am am foot it but before hung up the phone she told me where I could put it, comes next day I gotta call from M&M he said we gotta make a record get ya butt outta bed I said I ain't doin' nothing I wish you nothing but luck he said STOP! instead of feeling like a pooh but... (chorus 2x) sometimes things just never go my way you know i, I'm just feelin' like a pooh butt today. (chaos kid) "yo you ever have one of those poohie stinky ridiculous rotten days M&M" (M&M) "man I had one once check this out"

Woke up, 6:30 in the morning yawning gotta get to the recording studio I gotta get a take done put all my rhymes together so I can make one get outta bed fall on my head slipped on the rug I thought I was dead cussin I think my head is busted but it really nothing only a concussion shake it off, get off the ground look around couldn't find my rhyme sheets where'd I put 'em down they were just there last night on the chair had to look everywhere but, couldn't find 'em anywhere go to the basement might of misplaced 'em gotta find 'em in hurry but my visions still blurry goin' down the stairs what could happen next but, when it's this early you can't skip steps; fallin' head first as I fall I curse things are lookin' bad ima only get worse; aching I shake and I hurt I stand up slowly wiped all the dirt off memory lapse I can't remember nothing think ill collapse if you forget the whole thing pause for a second what was I looking for... oh yeah my rhyme sheets they might be on the floor or on the chair wait a minute where am I I'm in a basement damn how does time fly think for a second record my memory if I were a rhyme sheet where would I be?? now I remember I put 'em in the closet next to my jacket so I woulda never lost em
Already 7 I've only got an hour to eat breakfast get dressed plus take a shower got undressed got the zest off the rack turn the water on and I almost had a heart attack cold as hell started to yell jumped out the shower and said fuck it ill smell grabbed the towel off the rack dried off got dressed still had to eat but my hair was a mess I was in a rush grabbed the brush and ran run into the door on the floor I land always to fate now I know I'm curse I think it might help if I open the dorr first tried to turn the handle but I sprained my wrist but that's what happens on a day like this...(chorus 2x) sometimes things just never go my way you know i, I'm just feelin' like a pooh butt today... (Chaos kid) "wow that sounds pretty poohie to me" (M&M) "now I'm gonna break it down for those who don't know what a pooh butt day is"

Now a pooh butt day is something everybodies had no particular depression neither mad or sad you couldn't see your butt because your butt is what it is 'cause when your feeling like a pooh butt then your feeling like shit

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