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The Unfortunate Demise Of The Fabulous Puccino Brothers

This song is by Edward Ka-Spel.

The host of heaven welcomed seven ghosts
He gave them coffee, showed them'round but the catastrophe had left them speechless.They'd tried to teach us kids how human beings could be pyramids when Gideon went sliding on a banana skin
The stage caved in
They hit the cellar
Hit the deck
Stone dead and seeing red when gates were golden[...?...] Peter told them how they'd like it there...
Make tightropes, tiptoe gently through the clouds
And if they fell, just ring a bell
Anet would catch them, stop them dropping headfirst into hell!