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Lavatory Love Machine

This song is by Edguy and appears…

Oh if only Brazil was not so far
Far away I Would swim or walk or ride
But never ever fly
But all the noise of the maniacs there
The sweat on my face it's worth to bear
But I don't wanna bounce and die

But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress
I close my eyes, I know what I would go for
Stewardess before the crash

Lavatory Love Machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory Love Machine
No cabin fire burn my dream

I'm at your disposal
I gotta get up to see what you ain't gonna hide
Wheeling junk along the aisle
Keep your seat belt fastened
You're whipping with an iron voice
You command
Oh mistress I am in your hands

And when she asks me what I'd like to eat
I realize the domina feels the same
And I reply: What about your pie?

Lavatory Love Machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory Love Machine
No cabin fire burn my dream
Lavatory Love Machine
No broken wings to stop me stream
Lavatory Love Machine
Honey do you like the way I cream

(Pilot speaking)
"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen
This is your captain speaking
My name is Long-Dong Rodriguez and I want to welcome you on board on this flight triple X 69 to Copacabana
And ahh... Unfortunately we are a little bit late
And some of you probably gonna get laid, haha, I hope, but...
However, we can arrive on time anyway because I can fly a little bit faster, you know?"

Now if I gotta die
I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash
Let them know I've been alive
Till I made my final splash

Lavatory Love Machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory Love Machine
Woh-oh

(Background chorus:)
Lavatory Love Machine
No cabin fire burn my dream

Don't hear the scary noises
From the turbine when you scream

No broken wings to stop me stream
Honey do you like the way I cream?

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