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​Cowboy

This song is by Eddie From Ohio.

He's a rough touch cowboy
Riding through the untamed west
He's got a black fur coat
And 58 inch barrel chest
He's got double pistols at his side
With handles made from pearl
...But he throws the ball like a girl

Like a girl (like a girl)
Like a girl (like a girl)
He throws the ball like a girl

Well he could drive a thousand cattle
By his lonesome in the rain
He could pull a bullet from his chest
And never cry in pain
He could brave the barren desert sun
And never once complain
...But his favorite dish is Quiche Lorraine

Quiche Lorraine (Quiche Lorraine)
Quiche Lorraine (Quiche Lorraine)
He's got to get that slice of Quiche Lorraine

Well there's nothing wrong with a feminine side
It's all part of androgyny
It's impossible to hide
Genghis Khan was into cross-stitch
Davie Crocket played with dolls

He could clear the land throughout the states
And make room for the crops
He could lasso rain from thunder clouds
And never waste a drop
He could push a plow from coast to coast
And never have to stop
...But whenever he's in Ann Arbor, he likes to shop

He likes to shop (likes to shop)
He likes to shop (likes to shop)
He's hunting bargains down and likes to shop

Well there's nothing wrong with a feminine side
It's all part of personality
It's impossible to hide
Arnold Schwarzenegger in his early days
Played Rum Tum Tugger in 'Cats'
(Isn't that right governor? Yeah babies!)

Well he wrestles bears and 'gators
He drove a grizzly to its knees
He could stare down a mountain lion
And then chase it up a tree
He tames rattle snakes with his bear hands
And then he sets them free
...But according to his mom, he sits to pee

He sits to pee (sits to pee)
He sits to pee (sits to pee)
According to his mom, he sits to pee

He sits to pee (sits to pee)
Like a girl (like a girl)
He's clipping coupons while he sits to pee

Like a girl (like a girl)
Sits to pee (sits to pee)
...He's got a copy of 'Steel Magnolias' on DVD