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​Private Eye

This song is by Dog Fashion Disco and appears on the album Adultery (2006).

(sung):
I'm
The private eye
Hot on your trail
The top gun for hire
You'll find me lurking in the shadows
Always searching for a clue
I'm the bulletproof detective
I got my eye on you

The Private Eye (spoken):
Snapshot in the parking lot
Man and woman embrace
Partners in crime ignite the infidelity
Into these crimes of passion
Betrayal, I see it every day
Like my own reflection in the mirror staring back at me
Another case
Another bottle of booze
Life is no longer a mystery to me

(sung):
Cause I'm
The private eye
Hot on your trail
The top gun for hire
You'll find me lurking in the shadows
Always searching for a clue
I'm the bulletproof detective
I got my eye on you

(spoken)
The Private Eye:
11:18 pm
Subject is checking into the Desert Palms Motel
accompanied by an unknown female

Unknown female:
So, what turns you on?

Subject:
Pretend you're dead. That'll turn me on.

Unknown female:
Sick little fuck, aren't ya?

Subject:
I just get what I want. Even if it's by force.

Unknown female:
You don't have to rape the willing. ...got anything to drink?

Subject:
I'm not paying you to sit around and drink.

Unknown female:
Well then shut up, I'll punch the clock, and you can fuck me til the blood scares you.

sexualized moaning

Subject:
Say goodnight, bitch!

The woman screams and her scream is silenced by a gun shot

CreditsEdit

  • Todd Smith Wikipedia16 - Vocals, Guitar, Banjo
  • Jasan Stepp - Guitar, Cello, Keyboards
  • John Ensminger - Drums
  • Brian White - Bass Instrument
  • Jeff Siegel - Keyboards
  • Steve Wright - Engineer, Producer
  • Joe Brotherton - Trumpet
  • Brandon Rivera - Trombone
  • Matt Rippetoe - Horns