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On the Open Road

This song is by Bill Farmer and appears on the Disney soundtrack A Goofy Movie (1995).

Original video
Goofy:
Do you need a break from modern living?
Do you long to shed your weary load?
If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried just grab a friend
And take a ride together upon the open road

"Come on Maxie"

Max:
All in all, I'd rather have detention
All in all I'd rather eat a toad. Goofy (ugh)
And my old man drives like such a cluts
That I'm about to hurl my guts directly
Upon the open road

Goofy:
There's nothing can upset me 'cause know we're on our way
Our trusty map we'll guide us straight and true

Max:
Roxanne please don't forget me I will return some day
(Ah) Though I may be in traction when I do

Goofy:
Me and Max relaxing like the old days

Max:
This is worse than dragon breath and acne

Goofy:
In a buddy-buddy kind of mode

Max:
I'm so mad I think I may explode

Goofy:
When I see that highway I could cry

Max:
You know that's funny so could I

Both:
Just being out on the open road


(Western music)

Cowgirls:
Howdy, boys is this the way to Nashville?

Fat guy:
Watch it Mack, or you'll be gettin' towed

Prisoner:
I'm in no hurry to arrive 'cause I'll be turning 65 the next
Time I sees the open road

Little guy:
Just a week of rest and relaxation

His wife:
Yeah!

Little guy:
And the odd romantic episode

Max:
(Spoken) Very odd

Mickey Mouse:
(Haha) It's Ca-la-for-ni-a or bust

Old Lady:
Look out you dirtbags eat my dust. From now on I
Own the open road

Goofy:
It's me and little Maxie, my pipsqueek pioneer

Nuns:
They're partners forever westward ho yeeha

Max:
Could someone call a taxi and get me out of here to
Beverly Hills 90210?

Everyone:
Oh every day another new adventure
Every mile another new zip code
And the cares we've had are gone for good

Max:
And I would go with them if I could

Everyone:
I got no strings on me
I'm feeling fancy free
How wonderful to be
On the open road