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​Cider Man

This song is by Dirty Bird.

Cider Man
Cider Man, Cider Man
Drinks a bottle whenever he can
Can he barf off a ledge
Watch him piss over the edge
Look out!
Ahhhggg!
Here comes the Cider Man!
In the heat of the night
He arrives just in time
He's got jugs in both hands
One is yours, one is mine!