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​Alcohol

This song is by Dirty Bird.

Alcohol is no excuse
When you fuck up it's only you
Alcohol is no excuse for when
You ask WHY?
You LIE!
Someone CRIES!
You DIE!
I want another beer... shot!
Just blame it on the beer... NOT!
Alcohol is no excuse
When you fuck up it's only you
Alcohol is no excuse for
When you went too far!
What you did at the bar!
Just blame it on the beer... NOT!
Now why did you have to go
And give my favourite drink such a bad reputation?
Are you so pathetic that you can't own up to your true self
And just enjoy a nice cold...
BEER!
Just add beer... instant asshole!
You're a star... aye 'ta go!
Loser!