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They're Melting the Easter Bunny

This song is by Dead Kid Harvester and appears on the album I Only Liked the Neglected Demos (2012).

Attention! Attention!
Here follows a Catholic Broadcasting service announcement.
This song contains language that may offend some listeners.
Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
If you take unexpected offence to this, then, then...
Jesus Christ! Then I give up.

I was recently in a sauna.
You know it's such a tempting thing
When you're naked and it's very hot,
When all of a sudden in comes this Easter Bunny
With those big ears you know.
He spreads his legs and says to me:
"You've got nice ribbons around your eggs!"
I say: "what?!"
He says: "You've got nice ribbons around your eggs!"
I say: "I definitely have no ribbons around my eggs, man.
Take a look at your own eggs!"
He says: "Oh, you wish to see my eggs?
Oh, you wish to see my eggs?!"
I say: "I definitely don't wanna see your eggs, man."
I'm becoming disturbed with what that animal is saying, man.
I think I wanna get the hell outta here.
I walk outside.
I see that thermostat standing there.
I think about it.
Mwahahahahahahaha ha.

They're melting the Easter Bunny.
They're melting the Easter Bunny.
They're melting the Easter Bunny.
They're melting the Easter Bunny.

Papa, the Easter Bunny does not exist does he?
You must keep your filthy ugly face from that womb-reaped child of a cunt!
It's like if you have typhoid fever
While at the same time I clasp down on your scrotum,
And don't ask such stupid questions, okay?

They're melting the Easter Bunny.
They're melting the Easter Bunny.
They're melting the Easter Bunny.
They're melting the Easter Bunny.

It feels great after an evening in the sauna.
I just go to the tempting snack bar to eat a roll.
I stand here in the line you know
And I feel something on my back.
I turn around and I think:
"Oh no, no, no! It is the Easter Bunny!
Oh no, no don't cry."
He says to me, he says:
"Oh, you wish to see my eggs?"
"Mmmmm. Yes. I wish to see your eggs now.
Come here with those balls!"
I tear his scrotum off, and his eggs fall across the ground.
They are going boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing.
I shout: "I am your mother, cuntbeast!"
I grab him by the ears and I sling him right into an oil drum.
So, good riddance to that tosser.

They're melting the Easter Bunny.
They're melting the Easter Bunny.
They're melting the Easter Bunny.
They're melting the Easter Bunny.

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Trivia:

The lyrics to the song are a poor translation of Ze Smelten De Paashaas! by Heideroosjes. However, the instrumentation is completely different to the original.

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