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​Texas Tango

This song is by David Lindley and appears on the album Very Greasy (1988).

When I was driving through El Paso
That's when my truck ran out of gasso
I fought a man to get that gasso
That was driving through El Paso

I met a man in Amarillo
He made me wrestle his garillo
He fluffed me up just like a pillow
That was down in Amarillo

The Texas Tango it ruins my brain
Every town is just the same
I just keep going from town to town
Trying not to let my deal go down.

I met a man down in Durango
He made me do the Texas Tango
He mashed me up just like a mango
That was driving through Durango

When I was driving down to Austin
I fought a man he was from Boston
You know it really was exhaustin'
That was driving down to Austin.

The Texas Tango it ruins my brain
Every town is just the same
I just keep going from town to town
Trying not to let my deal go down.