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7 Things

This song is by Dave Days and appears on the album The Dave Days Show (2009).

This song is a parody of "7 Things" by Miley Cyrus.
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I probably shouldn't say this
Because my friends think that I'm weird
Everytime I say I love you, they remind me you can't hear
It's because you're cardboard, I'm always ignored.
But you feel so real to me
Why can't they see?
And you're still standing in the same way
Just how I left you yesterday, against the wall
Don't fall

The 7 things I hate about you
You're fake, you break, you are not real
If only I had something to feel
You are 2D with no back side
You cost me quite a lot to buy
My friends are jerks, they make fun of us
Just know it hurts
I want to be with the real Miley
And the seventh thing I hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute

It's awkward and silent because cardboard cannot speak
I wonder what you think about when you smile and stare at me
Dude, are you serious? You're delirious!
She is cardboard, she can't hear us
Yes, I can!
Dude, oh my god, did she just talk?
She's been real all along! Say something again!
Dave, never touch me again!

The 7 things I like about you.
You're hair, your eye, cardboard Levis.
When we kiss you're hypnotized.
You let me do whatever I want.
I can't wait till Chris is gone!
We never fight when I hold you tight
Ow! Splinter! Oh it's all right!
I wanna be with the real Miley.
And the 7th thing I like the most about you.

You make cardboard look cute.

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