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World of Tanks

This song is by Dan Bull and appears on the album Generation Gaming VII (2015).

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(Dead Man Walkn)

I'm driving a titan without a licence
These mean beasts begin at like five tons
It's a cypher like no other, tough mudder got you frightened
You're no object, though you claim you're heavyweight like Tyson
Nah, sure, now let me change your mind
Bye son, go away, Because I say so, 'kay ho?
And stay in focus or you'll face a plague of locusts
Crusading over your terrain till you're run over
The rain is soaking us making progress slow as a tortoise
Time to revise on what our training courses taught us
You're in dangerous waters so call a priest, it's actually urgent
Observe a pattern emerging and learn the lesson Kaiser
Franz Ferdinand didn't learn
I'm a hellcat, a mashup of a panther
And Samuel L Jackson in shaft with a birch gun
I'm the real deal though, not just a nice actor
Typecast to plough up the ground like tractors

Tanks are big, big are tanks
Would you like a normal sized car?
No thanks

I'm a tiger you're a mouse, all up in my grill
So if you don't want to be killed then you best get out
I drive a Wespe, you ride a Vespa
When I tell you to be my valentine, you reply, "Yes sir!"
I bet that you can't even invent a pun for Hetzer
Well nor can but I don't care 'cause I am still the best at
World of Tanks and it's a fact, I'm absolutely sure, man
Whether you're a yank, Jap, Chinese, frog, Russian or German
I'm Churchill meets Cromwell with a dash of Wolverine
Smash and pulverise you into smithereens jauntily
Chin up, keep a cheery demeanour, follow the covenant
I am a leopard, you're a cheetah without the cunning
I'mma hum a lullaby, put out your lights, you're out of luck, son
You're an alpha prototype, I am the GOTY, uh uh!
I got more ram too, use it to ram you
You dick, I maxed out what my contraption can do
You're Stuart Little, I'm bigger, I'm better, I'm harder too
You're cruising for a bruising, sport, there's nothing your side can do
My team are bishops, yours are weedy vicars
I'm a combat cardinal conquering comet
Aw bless, you peed your knickers

Tanks are big, big are tanks
Would you like a normal sized car?
No thanks

Hey listeners, here's a fun idea
Why not rewind the song
And see if you can spot all fifty hidden tank names?
Ha ha, great

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