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​No Missing Link

This song is by Dan Bern and appears on the album Fifty Eggs (1998).

Original video
They look for the missing link
There's no missing link
They'll never find the missing link
There's no missing link

We're not something you can figure out with an equation
We are the genetic muation

Aliens came and fucked the monkey
They fucked the monkey
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
They fucked the monkey
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
They fucked the monkey

Darwin tried explaining it
Darwin did the best he could
Evolution, pretty theory
But how could Darwin know

That aliens came and fucked the monkey
They fucked the monkey
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
They fucked the monkey

How else explain fax machines?
How else explain computer enhancement?
How else explain fiber optics?
How else explain Mozart?

We do not belong here
This planet was a terrarium
Intergalactic broken home
Have to go to outer space
And one day find our daddy

How else explain pay at the pump?
How else explain limited access freeways?
Digital remastering?
Plastic flowers, linoleum, beefalo?
Michael Jordan?
Religion, astronomy, astrology
That looks to the stars?

We do not belong here
This planet was a terrarium
Seven billion bastards
Screaming for their daddy

Aliens came and fucked the monkey
They fucked the monkey
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
They fucked the monkey

Aliens came and fucked the monkey
They fucked the monkey
Aliens came and fucked the monkey
They fucked the monkey

Written by:

Dan Bern