Dan Bern:Beautiful Trees Lyrics

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Beautiful Trees

This song is by Dan Bern and appears on the album Smartie Mine (1999).

I'm as cranky as a bitch
All I want to do is spit
There's nothing to eat after that feast
We're getting laid regular, at least

And I don't want to hurt you
So stay out of my way today

Every 28 days women bleed
Unless they get too much of your seed
But men gotta flush themselves out too
But it's always sexual when they do

You women, you just stick some pad inside
Men gotta practically fall in fucking love

Beautiful trees
Beautiful trees
Beautiful trees
Beautiful trees

As I've been around the bush that's bad luck
I asked you in 'cause I wanna fuck
I asked you out 'cause I was hungry
But now I'm basically just tired

You don't have to leave
You can stay here
After all, this is still a love song

Beautiful trees
Beautiful trees
Beautiful trees
Beautiful trees

Written by:

Dan Bern

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