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​Pervert Nurse

This song is by D.I. and appears on the album Horse Bites Dog Cries (1986).

You're in the hospital
And you're hurt
And here comes your favorite pervert nurse
And she's so clean
And she's so neat
And a week of therapy and everything may work again

Because
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho

Now you're in therapy, in the bath
A shot, to make you feel so good
She's back to check you
And turn you inside out, until you don't know what to do

Because
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho

She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho

Test tubes
Blood Pressure
Hemoglobin layer
Sugar count
You're a diabetic, my friend
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho

Here comes the pill, and it's deep
And a few more minutes, and maybe you can sleep
You've got an infection and you're back
You've got a surprise in the hospital sack

You know it, with your
With your pervert
With your pervert nurse
Pervert, nurse, pervert
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse
Go!

Yaw!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse

Shuttle down that alley
Not much time to waste
Feel the pain inside
Feel the pain inside
Can't you feel in burning?
Can't you feel the pain?
Go ahead and give it to me
It's all the same

Now don't worry, big boy, this won't hurt a bit