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Cyndi Lauper:Lactose Intolerant Lyrics

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Lactose Intolerant

This song is by Cyndi Lauper.

I lack the enzymes
To properly digest lactose
I can't drink cow's milk
I can't drink milk from a goat
Yogurt, cottage cheese
Make me throw up
Please no cream in my cup

My stomach is swelling
I am lactose --- intolerant
My throat is constricting
I am lactose --- intolerant

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