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This song is by Custard.

Can I help?

I am a little monkey
I live in a tree
If you're nice to me
You can come and see
My happy little home, I live alone.
I have got TV and telephone and fax.
You can email me at

I am a little insect, you can crush me if
You like with your big boot or croissant or conversation fish.
You've destroyed my life.

You can call me stalker
You can laugh if you like
I'll sneak around your place
And observe you at night
Your happy little home, you live alone

You have got TV and telephone and fax.
I can email you at your home

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