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Mister Frye, the Janitor Guy

This song is by Cretin and appears on the album Stranger (2014).

Goddamn teachers
Never appreciating what I do
Never looking me in the eye
And the children
Just as bad
Cleaning up their mess
Throwing food just to spite me
Chanting
"Mister Frye
The janitor guy
Mister Frye with the lazy eye
" And smiling
Mopping
I just say "Now children
You must never throw your trash in the side garden
" And they do it anyways
But would they if they knew it's been me all along
When they sing
"Mister Frye
The toilet doesn't work
We can't flush
You stupid jerk
" Years and years I've stopped the water
Stealing all their turds
Carrying them inside my pockets
Planting them in soil
Tending my garden
Growing it green and beautiful
Something no one can take from me
Those shitty fucking brats
Forty fucking years
And now that tree is more than strong enough
And will they close the school
What will happen when they find me hanging from the bough
Will the kids sing if I can't hear them
"Mister Frye
Dead and blue
Mister Frye
His pockets full of poo"?