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Too Fat to Rock and Roll

This song is by Corky and the Juice Pigs.

Maybe the time has come for me to make my final bow
Before the spotlight flickers out I'm gonna make my way some how
The clowns and jesters, there makeup smeared with tears
All I got is this electric guitar and one last case of beers

Nobody can tell me now, That I'm too fat to rock and roll
Nobody can tell me now, That I'm too fat to rock and roll!

I'm gonna get a jelly donut and ride into the night
Chew on a bucket of chicken, While your riding on your motor bike
You know I love you babe, I didn't mean to cause you pain
But I needed another sausage and a double order of chowmein
You know I love you babe, and I'm never gonna push you away
But you shouldn't have tried to make me choose between you and the Italian buffet!

And nobody can tell me now, That I'm too fat to rock and roll
Nobody can tell me now, That I'm too fat to rock and roll!

Babe I wanna deep fry your heart
And I'll sautee your soul
I'll eat your love with a side salad
For desert I'll have a cinnamon roll
You know I love you babe
Didn't mean to make you cry
I needed another hamburger
And another slice of apple pie
And if there's a god in heaven
Like I know there's a devil in hell
One day I'm gonna get you back
Hey, is that a barbecue I smell?

Nobody can tell me now
I'm too fat to rock and roll
Nobody can tell me now
I'm too fat to rock and roll
Too fat to rock and roll
Too fat to rock and roll
Roll
Roll
Roll
Oh, what a beautiful roll