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​Twat Called Maurice

This song is by Consumed and appears on the album Hit For Six (1999).

You don't move too quickly, you hardly move at all.
Are you happy to be here, we don't move at all.
I know you're not sleeping,
I saw you open your eyes and if you get a good beating,
It wouldn't be a surprise.
When I knew him he was 52.
He's dead now?
(Hold on his daddy his daddy's still, he's working on)?
I'll come back to show him how.
A twat called Maurice, a twat called Maurice,
A twat called Maurice, he's a twat called Maurice.
A twat called Maurice looking over me, I see the look in his eyes.
I think he's got a little something for me, so I'll close my eyes.
A twat called Maurice, twat called Maurice,
A twat called Maurice, a twat called Maurice.
He's a twat called Maurice, a twat called Maurice,
Twat called Maurice, he's a twat called Maurice.
He's a twat called Maurice (I kick him in the 'ead)
He's a twat called Maurice (I'm glad the fuckers dead)