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​Don't Serve Beans

This song is by Cledus T. Judd and appears on the album Cledus Navidad (2002).

Minister:
I'd like to welcome everybody again and say how good it is to see you out
At the annual Holy Roller Hall Christmas fund raiser. And up next we have a
Fellow who we've all come to know in love. Bless him as he comes up and
Sings. Lord. A lovely holiday carol:

Cledus T. Judd featuring Out Of Sync

Take it away Cledus

CTJ:
Hehe
Uh. Thank y'all so much for uh coming out. I appreciate it. I uh pardon me
If I seem a little nervous. At least I'm here for a good cause

Congregation:
Amen brother

CTJ:
I appreciate it

So if you would bear with me while I try to sing one for you. Glad you could
All come tonight. Appreciate you so much and it comes from the heart and
That's all that matters

Minister:
That's all that matters. Amen. Amen

CTJ:
Sta...
Sta...
Here...
There it is...

Star of wonder star so bright
This one wish I wish tonight
If I'm to live till morning's light
Please don't serve beans on Christmas night

Cook up a steak or toss some greens
But don't bake those powerful beans
'Cause if I take one single bite
We won't have a silent night

And my poor dog will howl and bay
And pray that foul bouquet
Will go away
Though he will know from whence it came
I hope it's him my guests will blame

So don't serve beans
Please don't serve beans

Cook up a steak or toss some greens
If I'm to live till morning's light
Please don't serve beans on Christmas night

Uh thank you
Thank you so much
I appreciate it
Thank you
Mmm huh thank you