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​Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'

This song is by Cledus T. Judd and appears on the album Did I Shave My Back For This? (1998).

She said a "hey plow boy done ate half a cow
And I still can hear your big old belly growl"
So I steamed up a fresh heap of broccoli for you
You've got calories to burn and some pounds to lose

Well you can bring that broccoli with squirrel and dumplings
Cause Cledus don't stop eatin' for nothin'

She said "I've cooked non-stop in this house for weeks
Time to get your big butt up on somewhere's else to eat"
So I've been down to Shoney's four times today
I hit the Sizzler and the Quincy's they were on the way

I 'bout blowed out my colon from buffet jumpin'
Cause Cledus don't stop a-eatin' for nothin'

If you like love handles and big old buns
I've pounds of passion and tons of fun
I look like Flabio in my king-cab truck
To look like Brooks and Dunn I need a tummy tuck
Yuuuuuck

We got to find a little place where I can eat some more
Before I start rollin' on this hardwood floor
Heck down to Hooters break out the wings
Then make a run down to the border I'm an eatin' machine

Fire up the stove and keep the fat clams comin'
Cause Cledus don't stop eatin for nothin'
If it's all you can eat then you'll see me runnin'
Cause Cledus don't stop eatin for nothin'
Tell Richard Simmons he can kiss my (bump-kin ???)
Cause Cledus don't stop eatin for nothin'
Make my pies pumpkin
And my donuts Dunkin
Cause Cledus don't stop...