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​Black and Blue Christmas

This song is by Chris Trapper and appears on the album It's Christmas Time (2007).

Everyone's waiting
And anticipating
'Cause christmas is two days away

Last minute shopping
And traffic ain't stoppin'
Old lady, get out of my way

Yes that's the spirit
And santa can't hear it
Stuck in his shopping mall hell
Sneaking a shot while he's still on the clock
Stood up and laughed till he fell

'Cause it won't be christmas this year
Till we've all turned black and blue
But it's all worth the wear and the tear
To spend christmas with you

Sales are on sale
Even discounts are discounted
Ten percent's ten percent off
But it's not in the front and they don't have it in back
So sold out is all it will cost.

You're lost in the parking lot
Can't find your car
You curse that they all look the same
Slipped in a puddle of sluch then
Decided to sit in it like you're insane

'Cause it won't be christmas this year
Till we've all turned black and blue
But it's all worth the wear and the tear
To spend christmas with you

Ten gift certificates
Purchased with love
Like a French-fry and hamburger dream
So when you get hungry
Then sick to your stomach
You'll stop and think of me

And I hope it reminds yo
That I tried to find you
Some beautiful shiny new things
But I started to miss you
And wanted to kiss you
Much more than anything

But it won't be christmas this year
Till we've all turned black and blue
But it's all worth the wearh and the tear
To spend christmas with you