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​Copenhagen Junkie

This song is by Chris LeDoux and appears on the album Melodies and Memories (1984).

Well, I've never been afraid of much and never thought I need a crutch
To help me through the trials of this life
But there's one thing I can't do without and Copenhagens what I'm talkin' about
And I love it nearly as much as I love my wife

Now when I first started chewin' I didn't know what I was doin'
But I liked the way it helped me to relax
And a big ol' chew tastes might good just the way I know Copenhagen should
But when it's gone I'm a slobbering maniac

I'm a Copenhagen junkie
There's a big ol' hairy monkey on my back and he just won't let me be
'Cause when I run out of chewin' I know I'm on the road to ruin
Yes, that Copenhagen's got a hold on me

I can go without a lot of things like sweet potatoes and butter beans
And you know if wouldn't really bother me at all
I can go without coffee for a couple of days but if you take my snus away
I'll be climbing like the spider up the wall

I'm a Copenhagen junkie
There's a big ol' hairy monkey on my back and he just won't let me be
'Cause when I run out of chewin' I know I'm on the road to ruin
Yes, that Copenhagen's got a hold on me

Well, I even tried to quit one time my knees got weak I sorta went blind
And my mellow disposition headed south
I started eating like a big fat hog got wild got mean like a rabid dog
And start frothin' and foamin' at the mouth

I'm a Copenhagen junkie
There's a big ol' hairy monkey on my back and he just won't let me be
'Cause when I run out of chewin' I know I'm on the road to ruin
Yes, that Copenhagen's got a hold on me

"Can I help you, sir?"
"Ah, yeah do you got any Copenhagen?"
"No Sir, I'm afraid we're all out"
"Ah!"

I'm a Copenhagen junkie
There's a big ol' hairy monkey on my back and he just won't let me be
'Cause when I run out of chewin' I know I'm on the road to ruin
Yes, that Copenhagen's got a hold on me

Ah Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
But when it's gone boys, I ain't feeling exactly the way I should

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