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​Fastest Horse Yet

This song is by Chinese Stars and appears on the EP Turbo Mattress (2003).

I grew up in a screw factory
My teenage years were less than satisfactory
I would hang around the racetrack as I panhandler
I learned arithmetic and became a smooth gambler

Here is a tip on a horse that is well equipped
So, place your bets on the fastest horse yet
So, place your bets on the fastest horse yet

We don't need any horse head plaster
There ain't a horse that can run faster
We don't need any horse head plaster
There ain't a horse that can run faster

So, place your bets on the fastest horse yet
So, place your bets on the fastest horse yet