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​Senile Delinquent

This song is by Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine and appears on the album Worry Bomb (1995).

On the 22nd day of November
The day that they shot Kennedy
I become a fully paid up member
Of The Flat Earth Society

Acting like your older brother
Dressing like your brother's boss
You can't judge a book by it's cover
But you can tell how much it costs

I'm a fucking senile delinquent
Delinquent with a capital D
For services to serious drinking
I should get an O.B.E.

You say tomato
I say tomato
But I'll never be a vegetable
You say Karl
And I say Harpo
I'm politically incorrectable

I'm a fucking senile delinquent
Senile with a capital S
Celebrated sensible thinking
Is something that I couldn't do less

I'm a fucking senile delinquent
Delinquent with a capital D
For services to serious drinking
I should get an O.B.E.

On the 22nd day of November
The day that they shot Kennedy
I become a fully paid up member
Of The Flat Earth Society