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Johnny Cash

This song is by Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine and appears on the album A World Without Dave (1997) and on the compilation album You Fat Bastard (2007).

What's a nice girl like you
Doing in a place like this
The people here should be in a zoo
The kind of zoo that shouldn't exist
Where the elephants are heavily drugged
The giant pandas sleep in a shed
And people watch them try to make love
Behind a sign that says they mustn't be fed

I've seen a lot of action
I've seen a lot a pain
I'm going back to Jackson
I won't be with you again

What's a nice boy like me
Doing with a girl like you
Coincidence or chemistry
You were my first tattoo

I've seen a lot of action
I've seen a lot a pain
I'm going back to Jackson

I won't be with you again

I thought I was bullet proof
But a bullet proved I was wrong
I walked with the gospel truth
The Matthew, Mark Luke and John
I saw my life pass through
Your torn tattoo bullet hole
I saw my birth, my school
My further education and dole

Now in the chapel there's a preacher
With a porno star's moustache
He's gonna send my soul to Jesus
With a song by Johnny Cash