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​Glam Rock Cops

This song is by Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine and appears on the compilation You Fat Bastard (2007).

Call me old fashioned
But I'm a little nervous about the future
I've got no enthusiasm
For burgers or computers
Televisions bores me now
In a hundred different ways
And the police are getting younger
Getting younger every day

All I wanted was some tender loving care
Before it gets sponsored with the water and the air

You want it
You've got it
You took it all from me
My cheque book, my wallet
My pride and dignity
And I can't even get a taxi
To the safety of my house
The driver gets a nosebleed
If he travels that far south

All I wanted was some tender loving care
Before it gets sponsored with the water and the air
Dear Claire
Sincerely
Bored of London
By the way
The police are getting younger every day

I wanna see the sights I wanna hear the songs
About human right and about human wrongs
I'm as lovesick and as stupid as all the rubbish that I heard
The public gets the music that no public could deserve
They put me in the spot light tied me to the stage
The only thing I got right was to lie about my age
I've been fitted up for size for Top Of The Pops
In a uniform supplied by the glam rock cops

I wanna see the sights I wanna hear the songs
About human right and about human wrongs
I've been fitted up for size for Top Of The Pops
In a uniform supplied by the glam rock cops

All I ever wanted was some tender loving care
Before it gets sponsored with the water and the air
Dear Claire
Sincerely
Bored of London
By the way
The police are getting younger every day