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Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere

This song is by Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine and appears on the album 30 Something (1991) and on the compilation You Fat Bastard (2007).

The tequila sun is rising
And the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking
Put the Binatone on snooze
Open up some Special Brews and start drinking

To the biggest mess in town
Then put on your dressing gown
Screw your head on upside down
Drink yourself into the ground

The bottles by the sink
They're the softest fucking drinks on the market
Yes sir, the Thunderbirds have gone
And the wagon's rolling on and I'm on it

And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss
Vodka and tomato juice
Disneyland or dipsomania
Pick a flavour

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
There's a wonderful world you can share

Try agrophobic, schizophrenic
Paranoid attacks of panic
Epileptic fit of laughter
Twenty five million mornings after

And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss
Vodka and tomato juice
Disneyland or dipsomania
Name your poison, pick a flavour

Moonshine, firewater
Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker
Southern Comfort, mother's ruin
Happy hours of homeless brewing
Galloway's sore throat expectorant
After-shave and disinfectant
Parazone and Fairy Liquid
If it's in a glass, you'll drink it

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
There's a wonderful world you can share
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
There's a wonderful world you can share

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
There's a wonderful world you can share