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​Farmer Boy

This song is by Captainskalet.

Farmer boy, where are you from?
You're inbred! you've got no schlong
Down there in norfolk where the land's all flat
You do intensive farming, I can't get with that

Don't you just yearn for a nova?
And play house music all over and over
Or how about a tracksuit by kappa?
And hook yourself up with a pregnant slapper

All the other kids did speed
They wore tracksuits, you wore tweed
Towny boys saved up for kappa
You helped your daddy save up for a tractor