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​Your Feets Too Big

This song is by Captain Matchbox Whoopee Band.

I'm hearing footsteps
Is it a man, or is it a mouse?
Foot in mouse disease, yeah

Say, I'm at a cafe
At a table for two
All four of us
Me, your big feet and you yeah

I make (unknown)
I say you sure are sweet bud
From there down
There's just too much feet

Yes your feets too big
Don't want you 'cause your feets too big
Mad at ya 'cause your feets too big
I really hate ya 'cause your feets too big yeah

They're enormous
Well they're woppers
Where'd you get em?
Clod hoppers

Your girl she likes you
She thinks you're nice
Do what it takes
To be in paradise

She says she likes your face
She likes your ring
Well man oh man
Them things are too big

Yes your feets too big
Don't want you 'cause your feets too big
Mad at ya 'cause your feets too big
I really hate ya 'cause your feets too big yeah

Get away from me now

Hey your pedal extremities are colossal
To me they're shaped just like a fossil
You got me walkin' talkin' and squarkin
Cause your feets too big yeah

Walk that walk
Talk that talk
Oh squarkin now yeah