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​We've Got A Lot Of Livers To Do

This song is by Capitol Steps and appears on the album Liberal Shop Of Horrors (2010).

Manager:
That's right, welcome, this is your new government sponsored healthcare program. We thought it was high time your healthcare was brought to you by the same people who run FEMA. We're confident that we're going to be able to cover everyone, but we're still working out a few kinks. For example, we will no longer be able to cover things like illness. Because we believe if you live a long, long life that will cost us lots and lots of money. First patient please. Yes, ma'am, what seems to be the problem?

Patient 1: My head hurts?

Manager:
You don't look, like you will be dead soon
And there's transplant guys who came before you
Take a seat, in back with the head wounds
We've got a lot of livers to do
Yes, sir, how can I be of assistance to... oh! (scream)

Wow!
It looks, like your hand is missing
Were you born with one hand or two
Well, it's two, then that's preexisting
You've got a lot of 'splaining to do

Ha, ha, ha, oh, octomom...
That's too many kids, take a few back
We won't cover you
All we'll do is put a cork in you

Here's the thing, we're telling the voters
You want healthcare, sure, we'll give it to you
For a shark attack, we need two weeks notice
The costs have grown humongous
So up there in the Congress
They've got a lot of fibbing to do!
Sucks to be you!