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​Ebony and Ovaries

This song is by Capitol Steps and appears on the album Obama Mia! (2009).

Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton!

Clinton: Thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. It is such a pleasure to be here tonight. I am so delighted and happy to be here to introduce our new President, Barack... oh who am I kidding! This is my year, people, it should have been mine! That being said, please help me welcome President Barack Hussein Obama!

Obama: Hillary, thank you for that enthusiastic introduction, and welcome to my administration. I hope you're happy with your new position.

Bill: Well, wait a minute, wait a minute, did I hear someone say there's a new position? Why haven't I heard about this?

Clinton: No, Bill, see, what Barack is saying is that since he gets to be the leader of the free world, I should be happy being what so many women before me have been - a secretary.

Obama: No, actually what I was saying is that Hillary will play an important part in my administration. I've invited her to sit on my right hand.

Bill: So much for the circulation in your right hand. Hey Barack, I understand that when you were taking the oath of office, John Roberts stumbled on the word "faithfully." Kind of reminds me of my wedding vows.

Obama: Well, now it's time to look to the future. I'm hoping that, as a member of my cabinet, Hillary will support my enormous stimulus package.

Bill: Well, good luck with that. But since the three of us are here, I mean, I know that's not the good kind of three-way. But perhaps we could all work together, for the good of the party.

Clinton: Ebony
Obama: And ovaries
All: Is the ticket to liberals destiny
Obama: Just like Alex Rodriguez, yes sir
Both: We've got chemistry

Hill, you know, folks say that he's untested
Wherever he goes,
He'll need lots of help, and expertise
To get things done from day one in his new White House

Clinton: His resume's thin

Bill: Like an Olsen twin

Bill, you did campaign for me
Is there some way to thank you personally?

Just how soon can you send her somewhere, please
That's overseas?

Obama and Clinton:
What could possibly go wrong now
I guess we soon will see