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Battle Hymn Of The Tea Public

This song is by Capitol Steps and appears on the album Liberal Shop Of Horrors (2010).

Tea Partier 1: The government wants to take over my health insurance
Tea Partier 2: Mine too.
Tea Partier 1: I'm annoyed!
Tea Partier 2: And I'm annoyed!
Tea Partier 1: And we're...
Tea Partiers 1-2: A pair annoyed!

1: Our eyes have seen the gory and the bloody healthcare fight

2:
And believing every rumor is America's birthright
Is Obama just like Hitler?

1: Well, both of their moms were white

1-2:
Make sure Fox News is on!
Glory, gory paranoia
Health reform it will destroy ya
It's a big socialist ploy, yeah
The truth is so far gone

1: We'll descend on each town meeting, call each congressman a putz
3: My name's Filbert
4: Hazel
5: I'm Pecan
6: Pistachio
All: We're nuts!

1: Soon health records will be on a chip

1-2:
Implanted in your butts
That you'll be sitting on

Health reforms, we will resist 'em
US rankings, we've dismissed 'em
37th best health system
We beat Azerbaijan

2:
I'll send emails to my Congressman, tell off that low-life troll
On my iPhone I'll send him a note that's full of vitriol

1: Yeah, I think you're typing that on your TV remote control
2: What channel is he on?

1: Illegal immigrants will get big bags of cash when they are sick
2: In the House, Speaker Pelosi's trying every ploy and trick
1: To persuade those Blue Dog Democrats, she called in Michael Vick
1-2: Is this health care's swan song?

Glory, glory new death panels
This will go down in the annals
Of reasons we should change the channel
When our TV is on!

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