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The Duck Song

This song is by Bryant Oden.

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Tell me the duck story.

Bam bam bam, you suck balls
A dick walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the Raymond, who was runnin' the stand:
"Hey!
(bam bam bam) Got any drugs"
The man said: "No, we just sell dildos,
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all perverted!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said: "I'll pass gas."

Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Till the very next century...

" Bom bom bom bom bom babom"
When the YouTuber walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand:
"Hey!
(bam bam bam) Got any girls?"
The man said: "no I’m ugly and nobody loves me?
Can you help me?"
The duck said: "Good bye."

Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Till the very next world...

Bam bam bam bam, bambadam
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand:
"Hey!
(bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "Look, this is gettin' old.
I mean, we sell beer and stuff but you won’t like that.
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said: "How about... I get my best friend Raymond Schott"

Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle


Bam bam bam bam, bambadam

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand:
"Hey!
(bam bam bam) Got any friends?"
The man said: "That's it! If you don't stay away, duck,
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck!
So don't get too close!"
The duck said: "My name is Isaiah Huffman and I’m famous if you do that I cAn kill you!"

Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Till the very next day...

Bam bam bam bam, bambadam
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand:
"Hey!
(bam bam bam) Got any crap?"
What?" "Got any poop?" "No, why would I - oh..."
"Then one more question for you:

Got any condoms?"
Bam bam bam, bam bam bam

And the man just stopped,
The he started to smile,
He started to laugh,
He laughed for a while.
He said: "Come on, Isaiah,
Let's walk to the store.
I'll buy you some sex toys
So you don't have to ask anymore."

So they walked to the store,
And the man bought some stuff.
He gave one to the duck,
And the dick said: "Hmm, no thanks.

But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store
Has any lemonade?"

Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle

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