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Wii Shop Channel With Lyrics

This song is by brentalfloss.

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YOU VILL BUY ZESE THINGS
YOU VILL BUY ZESE THINGS
YOU VILL BUY ZESE THINGS

Velcome to ze Vii Shop Channel
Ve have softvare und games to sell
So ve wrote zis hypnotic tune
Vhich turns your brain into a prune

Oh ja, pruny brains
Ze kind of brains zat buy schtuff
Even games zat no-one ever played
(Ja, we've got lots of zat)

Ve've got classics like Chew Man Fu
Who could forget Neutopia II?
Double Dungeons und Dragon's Curse
Zey sound fun, right? Now grab your purse!

Ve vant your cash, mit no frivolous distractions
Minimal design!
Simple, pure und light!
Here's ze bottom line: basically, it's vhite
Catchy music, it makes you buy
Und it's so fun to vatch you try
It may take you a sousand clicks
Party like it's 2006

Buy ze game, it's better zan a cartridge
Who vould vant to blow a faulty cart?
(GAY UND LADY CARTS!)

You need Vii Points to buy our schtuff
It looks like you don't have enough
You must input your credit card
Und ve purposely made it hard

Ha ha ha ha, look at your face
You just clicked for tventy minutes!
Zen ve svitched the side vhere you click for Yes
Do it all again!
Trolling for ze vin!

Jaaa, mein little Vii!
Ve're gonna make a strange, clunky little store program
Und ve'll use ze money to buy beer und spam!

[ahem]
Buy some schtuff, and zen please buy some more schtuff
Zat's my song about ze Vii Shop
Not to be confused mit eShop
Please shop at the Vii Shop till you die
Or if you're not old enough, ask your parents for help

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