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The Slender Man Song

This song is by brentalfloss.

This song is a parody of "The Candy Man" by Aubrey Woods.
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Who can make your soul die
With a passing glance?
Leave a bunch of notes around and make you poop your pants
The Slender Man
The Slender Man man

Oh, the Slender Man can 'cause he hunts you in the dark
And makes your nightmares real

Yeah, who's around the corner
Wearing stretchy clothes?
Hiding in a bathroom with no showers or commodes?
The Slender Man
The tentacley Slender Man

(Oh, baby)
Oh, the Slender Man breaks every child he takes
Drags 'em off to purgatory
After that it gets quite gory
How's that for your bedtime story?

Who is right behind you
As you run in vain?
Who can kill you even if you somehow win the game?
The Slender Man
The Slender Man can

Oh, the Slender Man can 'cause he mixes you with blood
Until your bones taste good
Oh, Slender Man!

Written by:

Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley, parody lyrics written by Brentalfloss

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