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This song is by Bran Van 3000 and appears on the album Discosis (2001).

Moloch passed the message to the Behemoth
Whose master passed it on to Zebedee
It was sent by Internet, by obscure protocols
To its recipient, the delicious Miss Gee

(Miss Gee)
It was early afternoon when your message came
I was slumped under the table, slightly cold
I didn't have a single stitch of clothing on
I was trembling but my trembling was controlled

I really can't recall who I was meant to be that day
I'm an actress, I play so many roles
But the script required Miss Gee
That's who I was meant to be
And I was just about to pick out her clothes

When my crumpled paper ball
Hit the floor beside you
It made no sense at all
It said:

Bandy biwa krishnamurti
Pilgrim snorkel meat
Ipsum lorem dolor sit amet
Unix at the portal
Body type by Letraset
Here at the Epoch let us forget

Grip my head and feel my pain
Imagine I'm the king of Spain
Imagine I'm a weapon in your sheath

East is East and West is West
New York City to Dunsinane

(Miss Gee)
Polly Peachum creaming her McHeath

In the sturgeon caviar
In the virgin Mr McPherson
In the cloud the rain
And in the rain the cloud

Silver beetle snuffa la (?) kettlefish to toffeecup
Open please your body up to my man of war

Midi-language traffic jam cunnilingus kiss-a-gram
Isn't this what messages are for

(Miss Gee)
Kissing by the bridge
A babbling brook and a choc-a-bloc fridge
My favourite restaurant is Yo Below
So when we go, slip under the table and begin to

Blow me down, gyoza, my favourite snack
Dip it in the soy sauce, slip it up your

(Miss Gee)
Crack goes the whip boys, crack kiss crack
Miss Gee has a whip and she'll stick it in your

Ask no questions, I'll tell you no lies
It isn't exclusively all about size
Did you ever see a rock star doing up his

(Miss Gee)
Flies are a nuisance, bees are worse
If you owe a girl money, put it in her

Purse my lips, touch me there with a feather
Better take an umbrella, what terrible weather

(Miss Gee)
Or we might get wet
And we wouldn't want that
Would we

By many names I've been known
Gil Martin, also Don Van Vliet
Giovanni, Mantovani, Barry Manilow
I could go on

(Miss Gee)
Please do

It was early afternoon
When your message arrived

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