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​I'm A Weight Watcher

This song is by Bob Rivers and appears on the album Vol. 2-Best Of Twisted Tunes (1997).

I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a Weight Watcher,
Watchin' food go by.
My, my, my.

I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a plate watcher.
Here comes a cream pie

I was just a boy
When I tried to eat my toy.
Couldn't reacy my toes
To put my shoes on.

But now I'm 28,
I'm big, fat, and overweight.
I've got a new pastime to chew on.

I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a plate watcher.
Watchin' food go by,
My, my, my.

Plate of cheese nachos.
I gotta watch those.
Here come some now.

Oh, no, none for me, thanks.
Watchin' my figure.
Oh, they look delicious.
No, no, no, no.

Oh, they smell good, too.
Mmm... I shouldn't, I really shouldn't.
You make these yourself?
Well, maybe just two.