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Twisted Christmas (1990)Edit

Bob Rivers - Twisted Christmas

Twisted Christmas

  1. The Twelve Pains of Christmas
  2. The Chimney Song
  3. We Wish You Weren't Living With Us
  4. Wreck the Malls
  5. A Visit from St. Nicholson
  6. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
  7. I'm Dressin' up Like Santa (When I Get Out on Parole)
  8. The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen"
  9. Foreigners
  10. Joy to the World
  11. A Message from the King

Twisted Tunes Classics (1993)Edit

  1. Clean the Aquarium
  2. Inflatable Woman
  3. Honda Accord
  4. People Get Famous
  5. Rap's Not Even Music
  6. Protection
  7. Whiny Sappy People
  8. Back in a U.S. Made Car
  9. Roseanne
  10. Who Blew That Smell?
  11. Burgers on the Grill
  12. Burned on the Bar-B-Q
  13. Princess Di
  14. Clean the Cat Box

I Am Santa Claus (1993)Edit

Bob Rivers - I Am Santa Claus

I Am Santa Claus

  1. There's Another Santa Claus
  2. Walkin 'Round in Women's Underwear
  3. I Am Santa Claus
  4. Manger 6
  5. O Little Town of Bethlehem
  6. I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer
  7. Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator
  8. Grahbe Yahbalz
  9. A Letter to Santa
  10. Jingle Hells Bells
  11. The Kids
  12. The Magical Kingdom of Claus
  13. The 'What's It to Ya' Chorus
  14. Didn't I Get This Last Year?
  15. The Under the Tree World of Jacques Cousteau
  16. O Christmas Tree

Twisted Tunes More Classics (1994)Edit

  1. DWI Colorado
  2. P.M.S.
  3. I Don't Have Hair Anymore
  4. Pick My Nose Again
  5. Rock N Roll, Scooby Doo
  6. Checkin' Into Betty Ford
  7. Boys Night Out for Weiners
  8. Does Anybody Really Know Where Bosnia Is?
  9. Cirrhosis of the Liver
  10. Please Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
  11. Take Some Lessons (Learn Some New Chords)
  12. I Got No Thrill (From Anita Hill)
  13. Bugs on the Windshield
  14. I Wanna Be Enlisted
  15. Some Kind of Wonderdrug

Twisted Tunes (1995)Edit

  1. Wrong Foot Amputated
  2. I Shot the White House
  3. All I Wanna Do, Is Trash This Song
  4. Hey Gingrich! Leave Our Lunch Alone
  5. Newt's Lil' Sister
  6. Bosnia
  7. Bought It Up
  8. Officer Fuhrman
  9. Are They Gonna Fry OJ?
  10. He's Walkin'
  11. He's Free
  12. Courtney Love Stinks
  13. Strawberry Rehabs Forever
  14. Wild Trial

Twisted Tunes - Seattle (1996)Edit

  1. Spotted Owl Song
  2. Courtney Love Stinks
  3. Californians Leavin'
  4. Denny Way
  5. They Call Him Vedder
  6. Them Beans
  7. West Seattle Girls
  8. Governor Lowry
  9. Lou Piniella
  10. Fastballs
  11. Reignman
  12. Seahawk Fan
  13. Highway to Bellevue
  14. Stuffy Old Medina
  15. Sea Lion Eats Tonight

More Twisted Christmas (1997)Edit

Bob Rivers - More Twisted Christmas

More Twisted Christmas

  1. It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year
  2. Toy Sack
  3. Police Stop My Car
  4. Sled Zeppelin
  5. Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!
  6. Parking Spaces
  7. There's a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis
  8. Jesus's Birthday
  9. All You Need Is Elves
  10. Buttcracker Suite
  11. Hey You! Get off My House
  12. Holidaze (S'Cuze Me, I've Got Gifts to Buy)
  13. Rummy Rocker Boy

Vol. 1-Best of Twisted Tunes (1997)Edit

Bob Rivers - Vol. 1-Best of Twisted Tunes

Vol. 1-Best of Twisted Tunes

  1. You Don't Smell Like Flowers
  2. Take a Whack on the U.S. Side
  3. Three Inch Tool
  4. Downtown in the '90's
  5. What an Ugly Man He Was
  6. Minimum Wage
  7. Free as a Turd
  8. The Old Man (Is on the Commode)
  9. Spinning Reel
  10. PLO's & Israeli's
  11. Middle Age Waistline
  12. Strawberry Rehabs Forever
  13. Baby Madonna
  14. A** Hole Son
  15. Magic Comet Ride

Vol. 2-Best of Twisted Tunes (1997)Edit

Bob Rivers - Vol. 2-Best of Twisted Tunes

Vol. 2-Best of Twisted Tunes

  1. Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested)
  2. I'm Just a Singer in a Holiday Inn
  3. What If God Smoked Cannabis
  4. Beat up Old Jetliner
  5. Read It in the Tabloids
  6. Mr. Magoo
  7. When a Man Loves a Chicken
  8. I Used to Rock and Roll All Night
  9. Getting Fatter All the Time
  10. I'm a Weight Watcher
  11. Officer Fuhrman
  12. OJ's Trial Thing
  13. How It Feels (To Be Old)
  14. Bowel Moves
  15. Wrong Foot Amputated

Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. V (1999)Edit

  1. We Buy the Tampons
  2. Ally McBeal
  3. Antidepressants
  4. Cheeseburger With Parasites
  5. Spacestation Oddity
  6. The Girl With Emphysema
  7. I Love Your Breasts the Way They Are
  8. You Chesty Thing
  9. Media Killed the Royalty Star
  10. The No Smoking Song
  11. Like a Serbian
  12. Doggystyle
  13. Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
  14. Gates Is Such a Rich Man
  15. NFL Sundays (Always Get Me Down)

Vault Volume 1 (2000)Edit

  1. Ignorant Man
  2. Our Box
  3. I'm a Weight Watcher
  4. If You Wanna Be President
  5. Instant Oatmeal
  6. Shouldn't Touch This
  7. Helen Keller
  8. I Perspire
  9. So Crappy Together
  10. Grocery Line
  11. As Beers Go By
  12. America the Pitiful
  13. Acid Rain
  14. All My Songs Are Spoken
  15. I've Got a Great Hairdo
  16. OJ's Dirty Laundry
  17. Model Son

Vault Volume 2 (2000)Edit

  1. Kosovo
  2. Long Distance Company
  3. I Can't Ski, Babe
  4. Love in the Oval Office
  5. Clinton's Tush
  6. Mad Cow Disease
  7. Soft and Loud
  8. Buy a Truck
  9. If We Only Had Some Food
  10. L.A. Madam
  11. Woody Likes 'Em Young
  12. Plump
  13. Buchanan
  14. All in Fuhrman's Family
  15. The Water Police
  16. Leno Fellow
  17. Hemmorhoids

Crap Volume 2 (2000)Edit

  1. He's Alive (Elvis)
  2. Connie Chung
  3. Whinin' and Complainin'
  4. I Got Hitched
  5. Totally Despicable
  6. Bush Leaving Town
  7. Smells Like Teeny Spirit
  8. Your Mouth Is Like Sam Kinison
  9. Rambo On
  10. Johnny Was Good
  11. Brand New Tan
  12. Ross Perot, Jack
  13. 401k
  14. Ticket to the Eagles
  15. Pickpocket People
  16. Women in the Locker Room
  17. Proud to Be an American
  18. Crypto
  19. Hussein
  20. The Fondler
  21. All I Want to Do Is Eat
  22. Connie, Do You Want to Hear a Secret?
  23. The Long and Boring Show
  24. Diaper Days
  25. Stop, Hey What's That Sound?
  26. Gimme 12 Steps

Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire (2000)Edit

  1. The Twisted Chipmunk Song
  2. Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
  3. The Angel
  4. Who Put the Stump?
  5. Decorations
  6. Carol of the Bartenders
  7. Christmas Party Song
  8. Christmas Money (That's What I Want)
  9. Pokéman
  10. Goin' up to Bethlehem
  11. Homeless on the Holidays
  12. He's So Jolly
  13. Flu Ride
  14. Santa Claus Is Foolin' Around
  15. Stumpmaster Remix

Turn of the Century Tunes (2001)Edit

  1. David Crosby's the Father
  2. Lay Kenneth Lay
  3. Dubya and the Red Chinese
  4. The Dow Is Down
  5. Underage Drinkin'
  6. Dot Coms A-Closin'
  7. The Osbourne Family
  8. Ballad of Gary Condit
  9. Enron
  10. Ballot Box Blues
  11. Jesse Jackson's Thighs
  12. Say Goodbye to the Bimbo
  13. Gettin' Drunk With Jenna Bush
  14. Millionaire Isle
  15. Off the Dope Again
  16. American Pie Eulogy
  17. Will Elian Stay or Go?
  18. Martha Stewart My Dear

Vault Volume 6 (2002)Edit

  1. Caught Me One Handed
  2. Feeling Boobies
  3. Real Big Ladies
  4. Busboy
  5. Jugs of Britney
  6. You're No Angel
  7. I Want My MP3
  8. Musical Ability
  9. The Handicapped Can
  10. Beaver Fever
  11. Drinking Like Keith Moon
  12. Gonads
  13. It's in His Piss
  14. Oops!...I Farted Again

White Trash Christmas (2002)Edit

  1. Aquaclaus
  2. What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?
  3. Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer
  4. White Trash Christmas
  5. The Little Hooters Girl
  6. Be Claus I Got High
  7. Not So Silent Night
  8. Me and Mrs. Claus
  9. Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas
  10. Merry Christmas Allah
  11. Shoppin' Around for a Christmas Tree
  12. I'll Be Stoned for Christmas

Other SongsEdit

  1. I'm Dressin' up Like Santa (When I Get Out on Parole)
  2. The Restroom Door Said, Gentlemen
  3. Windows 95 Sucks!
  4. With Legs Wide Open
  5. 12 Days of Layoffs
  6. 96 Beers
  7. Add
  8. Cats in the Kettle
  9. Cheney's Got a Gun
  10. Don't Vote for Nader
  11. Dr. Jack
  12. George Bush Told Lies
  13. Janet's Coconut
  14. Marv Bites
  15. Most Caffeine You've Ever Seen
  16. Oxycontin Eater
  17. Vatican Man
  18. Frosty the Pervert

Additional information

Artist information:

b.1956

Real name:

Bob Rivers is a performance name for Robert Rivers.

Years active:

1987-present

Genres:
Record labels:

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