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Happy Holidays, You Bastard

This song is by blink-182 and appears on the album Take Off Your Pants & Jacket (2001).

Original video
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped
Two fuckin' presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped
Two fuckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts

And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your Dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate
Seven fuckin' hotdogs
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate
Seven fuckin' hotdogs
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants

And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom'll touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

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