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Jennifer's A Mammal

This song is by Bill Nye.

This song is a parody of "Institutionalized" by Suicidal Tendencies.
So I'm, like, watching this science show, and this guy, who's kinda cute, is like, talking about mammals.
So I start thinking, "Wait a minute, I'm a mammal!"
So I go tell my mom, "Mom, guess what? I'm a mammal, and you're a mammal too!"
So my mom is like, "What do you mean we're mammals?"
So I go, "Mom, where have you been? Mammals have hair, they're warm blooded, and they feed milk to their babies!
All people are mammals, and so is our cat Fluffy!"
So my mom goes, "Well, what about our parakeets, are they mammals too?"
And I'm like, "No Mom, they're birds, not mammals; birds have feathers, not hair, but that's another episode."
I mean, cats and dogs are mammals, and so are cows and goats and horses, monkeys, lions, tigers, bears and mice and pigs and mules and horse and deer and sheep and squirrels, buffaloes and kangaroos and panda bears and elephants and even you and me!

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