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​Freegan

This song is by Bigwig and appears on the compilation Short Music for Short People (1999).

Well, I'd club a baby seal,
But you know I won't ingest it.
I'd tell my vegan girlfriend
"You know I wouldn't suggest it"
All my shoes are leather
And I don't care whether or not
All the cute little animals were to be shot!