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​Errant Dog

This song is by Ben Folds and appears on the album Way to Normal (2008).

Have you seen that dog?
I got to get him back
I had him tied to a tree
But he keeps getting out

He's probably running loose with the bitches
And when I catch him I'll give him some stitches
Oh I love him so much, aw, that stupid bitch is mine

Errant dog
Errant dog
Unhh

They're talking down at the spa
Now the word is out (Ah)
Goddamn I look like a tool
When he goes running a-rou-ou-ound (Ah)
I'm gonna take him on Court TV
And show the world what he's done to me
Oh I'll drag his ass back home, back where his ass belongs

Errant dog
Errant dog
Unhh!

He's my everything, he means the world to me
He's my hopes and dreams, fungible property

Sometimes I wonder why I put up with his shit
If I could I would become a lesbian
I know I said dead or alive, but really
Dead is fine

Just bring him here! Ha!

Errant dog
Errant dog
Errant dog
Unhh!

Written by:

Ben Folds